A drug which could implant the entire vocabulary of a language into the taker's body is being trialled in the UK. If successful, it's predicted that mankind's centuries-long struggles with foreign language learning could be over in a gulp.
In the past, people who have used too many complicated words to get their messages across have been accused of swallowing the dictionary.
Now, thanks to the pioneering works of scientists at the Linguistic Institute of Artificial Replication, it's become possible to eat -and then regurgitate- the whole of the English language.
The drug, called Verbumisol, triggers a chemical reaction in the brain which creates a stockpile of words. Electrical impulses are then fired directly at the larynx.
The mucous membranes stretch causing the air modulation to realign according to the patterns of English pronunciation. Within an hour, a person with no knowledge of English, can produce the vocabulary of a native speaker.
Professor Leugenaar, who is in charge of the trial, demonstrates with a volunteer from Indonesia:
"Stephani here took this pill just 59 minutes ago, so she should be able to simply think in her own language yet produce perfect English when the clock hits 60 minutes. Please start Stephani."
L. I. A. R. claim this invention has the potential to change human history, end all wars, and put a stop to boring grammar lessons. However, critics of the drug say that it has some serious side effects, such as verbal diarrhoea, a tendency to talk endlessly about the weather and a habit of apologising for no reason.
pioneering: kemajuan baru
a stockpile: kumpulan
modulation: intonasi, suara
native speaker: seseorang yang berbicara dengan bahasa ibu
a volunteer: sukarelawan
verbal diarrhoeaan: aliran kata-kata
apologising: meminta maaf