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Football has taken over the US and much of the world. But not everybody is a fan. The BBC's Tara McKelvey describes life during the World Cup for those who don't like the sport.

Soon it will be over.

The final match is on 13 July. Whoever wins, whether Germany or Argentina, one thing is clear. Football haters will score a victory. After four long weeks, we will no longer be subjected to the game.

Most of us are quiet about our views, since dissing football is like hating puppies or babies. For the record, I like both. I have nothing against those who play football, either. It is a beautiful game, with unique challenges.

"In soccer you have to run, you have to think and you have to talk," a coach in a youth football club in Washington once told me. I admire anyone who can do all three at once.

Washington fans watched the US-Germany game Washington fans watched the US-Germany game, and World Cup viewership reached record levels

The problem is not the players or the game, but the fans.

I grew up in Kansas City, which has an American football team, the Chiefs, and a baseball team, the Royals. I spent much of my childhood on the carpet in the upstairs den, as my father and brothers sat in recliners and watched a game. (Go, Chiefs!)

I would enter a fugue state. My pulse slowed and my mind turned sluggish, an experience not unlike one you have while eating Doritos and reading Entertainment Weekly, only less productive.

New Yorkers watched the US-Belgium match In the US, 14% of Americans thought their team would win the World Cup, according to a YouGov poll

I knew at some point the game would end, however, and that spectator sports were part of growing up. I did not think they would be part of my adult life.

Then the World Cup started. Washington, which had seemed like a sophisticated city, became a football swampland.

World Cup updates were issued regularly, like weather reports. My next-door neighbour hung a Brazilian flag on his door. The games were shown in lifts, bars, taxis and anywhere with a screen.

I had spent my childhood feigning interest in the Chiefs and the Royals. Adding USA to the roster seemed unfair.

Besides that, the World Cup looked nothing like the youth football club I had watched - and enjoyed - in Washington. In contrast the professional games were bafflingly dull.

It is not the players' fault. Still nothing happens - for hours - as you watch "a slowly oscillating green trapezoid populated with a selection of nondescript stick figures that interact enthusiastically with a white dot", as the Irish Times's Barry Murphy described it.

This makes fans go wild.

On 22 June my 15-year-old son, Xander, and I arrived in Washington on a flight from Kansas City. We headed, lemming-like, to a television at a bar in Terminal C so we could watch the US-Portugal game.

Silvestre Varela of Portugal scores a goal as US goalkeeper Tim Howard looks on About 24.7m people watched the US-Portugal match, according to Nielsen ratings

Dozens of people were calling out in muffled despair. It was a 2-2 draw. Where is the sport in that? I felt a sense of ennui.

That evening my friend from Southampton - not the one on Long Island, but the one that waved off the Titanic - texted me: "Sorry about the footie… ".

I thought he had gotten me mixed up with someone who had a stress fracture. Later I realised he had confused me with someone who cared about the game. It was an easy mistake to make.

More people in this country watched the game than any other football match in US history, according to Businessweek.

On the afternoon of the US-Belgium match, my boss cancelled work so long as we were planning to watch the game after we left the office. I sneaked out, planning to avoid the game entirely.

The World Cup filled me with dread - not only was it deadly dull, it was all-encompassing.

In the hallway I saw someone from the French television channel, TF1, heading for the lifts. He had a wiry build and was wearing skinny pants. Two bags were slung over his shoulder, and his hair was matted against his scalp.

"You're not watching?" I asked.

"I've watched every game in the World Cup live, except for this one," he said. He told me he had jerseys from different teams in the bags he was carrying.

"I change three times a day," he said.

I assumed he had to work that afternoon and could not watch the match. He seemed fragile - a dedicated fan, wrung out from the World Cup experience - and so I did not press for details.

On the day of the Brazil-Germany match, there was a low hum of football noise in the bureau. Then the crowd roared, and someone at a nearby desk said: "They're toast."

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Fans paint their faces for the England-Costa Rica match One out of 10 in England, and 4 out of 10 in Costa Rica, are seriously into the game - fans prepare for the match

Where are the biggest fans?

• Half of the people who live in Colombia say they are "very interested" in football

• In Argentina, Mexico and Spain at least 40% of the population shows this level of interest

• Nearly 20% of people in England say they are "very interested" in the sport

• In the US and France 11% of people show that level of interest

Sources: YouGov / New York Times

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Saddened after Brazil's defeat, my colleagues spoke quietly across desks and departments, from the Arabic-language to the US section. This esprit de corps carried through to the Netherlands-Argentina game.

"That's it," someone called from a Farsi desk. A London-born editor said: "Ouch".

I am glad the World Cup is nearly over, but I know that good things have come from it. Just as people in my office spoke a common language during the games, people in Washington, New York and other US cities now share a passion for the game.

As Xander said: "Coming together as a nation doesn't seem that bad."

 

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    Comment number 116.

    Its not the football I hate, or even sport in general, its the way the BBC treats everybody else as second class citizens.
    They constantly develop this set of target viewers and aim every program at them - I you are outside this tiny set then you really are treated very poorly.
    During the summer its not just football, its also tennis, golf, athletics, snooker - basically the whole schedule!! NO!

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    Comment number 115.

    112. blogitusmaximus

    "Are you not entertained?"

    I think the quote from Pride & Prejudice is

    "Are you not excessively entertained?"

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    Comment number 114.

    Its somewhat of a slow sport I think, its not really exciting if you aren't cheering for a team and don't worry when someone approaches a goalpost. But the constant faking in hopes of getting a free shot is the biggest reason I don't like this sport. Its disgusting to watch, complete lack of sportsmanship. I was caught up in the hype for the world cup but the dives quickly snapped me out of it.

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    Comment number 113.

    "It is a beautiful game, with unique challenges."

    No it's not!! It's a stupid and EXTREMELY dull way to waste 90min as you watch grown men turned into the biggest drama queens, as they chase the ball backwards and forwards.

    Nothing ever happens, it's dull dull DULL.

    Give me a rugby game anytime. Now that is a REAL sport

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    Comment number 112.

    Are you not entertained?

 

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