Azerbaijan Grand Prix: A medieval castle, a long straight and an ex-girlfriend
The Baku City Circuit's entry on the Formula 1 calendar last year did not exactly stir the soul. Or not in a good way, anyway.
Expected to produce a race of visceral action, the European Grand Prix - as the event was titled on a one-off basis - created almost none at all.
Whether that was because the F1 drivers had been cautioned by a madly chaotic GP2 support event or not, it was not an encouraging debut for this controversial new race.
The street circuit in the capital of this oil-rich Caspian state that straddles the boundary between Europe and Asia is a succession of humdrum right-angled corners, a fiddly bit around a medieval castle and a long, long, long straight.
If it rained, things might be different - the kinks on the pit straight could become proper corners, for example - but in the dry it is one of the least inspiring tracks on the calendar.
And then there is the event itself. Retitled the Azerbaijan Grand Prix this year, it exists solely because the government of this autocratic republic with a questionable human rights record signed what is believed to be the most lucrative contract in F1 with the sport's former boss Bernie Ecclestone.
Before Azerbaijan offered a reputed $70m a year for a race, precisely no-one was saying, "Do you know what? We really need a grand prix in Azerbaijan."
Precisely no-one is still saying that, least of all F1's new owners.
Indeed, Greg Maffei, the chief executive of Liberty Media, which bought the sport's commercial arm in January, admitted earlier this year that F1 taking to "places like Baku in Azerbaijan where they paid us a big race fee but it does nothing to build the long-term brand and health of the business. Our job is to find partners that pay us well but also help us to build the product."
Baku is a pleasant enough place on the surface, with the centre resembling a historic European city, such as Paris or Barcelona. The difference is that much of Baku is just a few decades old - it has simply been designed to look historic.
The result is an event - like the Russian Grand Prix in Sochi - that looks attractive on television, but where the reality is less appealing than the image the race's paymasters would like to present.
Andrew Benson, chief F1 writer
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|Coverage details (all times BST)|
|Date||Session||Time||Radio coverage||Online text commentary|
|Thursday, 22 June||Preview||21:00-22:00||BBC Radio 5 live & podcast|
|Friday, 23 June||First practice||09:55-11:35||BBC Radio 5 live sports extra||From 09:30|
|Second practice||13:55-15:35||BBC Radio 5 live sports extra||From 13:30|
|Saturday, 24 June||Final practice||10:55-12:05||Online only|
|Qualifying||13:55-15:05||BBC Radio 5 live||From 13:00|
|Sunday, 25 June||Race||14:00||BBC Radio 5 live||From 12:30|
|Monday, 26 June||Review||04:30-05:00||BBC Radio 5 live, online & podcast|