And now that there are goals going in all over the place, I will bow out.
You can click on our football page here and take in Manolo Gabbiadini's debut strike for Southampton, or Andy Carroll's equaliser for West Ham in the same fixture.
The opening 15 minutes of the 15:00 GMT kick-offs have thrown up six goals already.
If you still want to bathe in the glory Chelsea fans, the match report is here.
Congratulations on the win. Arsenal fans, chin up, there's still hope, well, a little.
Thanks for all your company. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
P.S. I'll be back to live text on Tottenham v Middlesbrough at 17:00 GMT. See you then. By the time my second stint is done, I'll be puffing my chest out like Marcos...