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We're not all good at mornings, y'know. So no wonder Dave - the drummer from Rooster - didn't enjoy our emailed questionnaire...

TOTP: 1. Where are you (as this is email, feel free to lie if you are somewhere dull)?
Dave: I'm sitting in my lounge having just woken up.

TOTP: 2. What are you doing (see question 1)?
Dave: Watching television.

TOTP: 3. How long did it take you to type the answer to question 2?
Dave: 5 seconds.

TOTP: 4. Really? Did it require any specialist training?
Dave: No.

TOTP: 5. Are you looking forward to a future where computers can just read your brainwaves rather than expecting you to use a keypad?
Dave: I think it's a great step in technology, but it's quite scary. We are getting closer to robots taking over the world!

TOTP: 6. What would you like to be wearing right now?
Dave: Nothing.

TOTP: 7. And what are you actually wearing?
Dave: Shorts and T-shirt.

TOTP: 8. What would you like the next person you see to be wearing?
Dave: Nothing!

TOTP: 9. Why do you think Donald Duck wears a tunic but no trousers?
Dave: When its hot it gets rather sweaty down there, he's just thinking of his personal hygiene.

TOTP: 10. If you all had your instruments in front of you right now, but were instructed to play a song, any song, right now without conferring, what would it be?
Dave: We'd probably jam an intense blues odyssey, which usually happens when we are bored in rehearsals!

TOTP: 11. Now be honest, did you cheat on question 10?
Dave: Nope.

TOTP: 12. What was the last thing you posted on your own message board?
Dave: A message about how excited I am about the new album.

TOTP: 13. Does this little bit of admin make you yearn for a simpler life without roadies?
Dave: Roadies do smell, but they're a laugh, so no.

TOTP: 14. That's nice...

TOTP: 15. One of the answers to these questions won't be interesting enough. Which one would you like to change?
Dave: None, I am offended you would think I wasn't interesting. I am who I am and there you go!! Hehe!


See Dave and the rest of Rooster in more lively form at their official website...

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Interview by: Fraser M
30/06/2006

 
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  Ronan Keating  Go!  
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