TOTP: You're meeting your girlf's parents for the first time at the train station. So you're on the train, you pick up a magazine that someone's left. As you sit down and open it, you and the pretty lady opposite both realise it's a bit dirty. Strategy?
Oli: I'd probably try and carry on reading and look unshocked. It wouldn't be something I'd usually read but I guess I'd carry on.

TOTP: Before the train pulls in, you go to the loo. The small sink/powerful tap scenario leaves you with a big wet patch in the crotchal area, do you address this when meeting the parents?
Oli: I think I'd try and dry myself up. I'd have to explain and come clean.

TOTP: As you all pull off in the parentals' car, 'She's Attracted To' starts playing on the radio. Your girlf's mum takes particular exception to the screaming/punching section. Do you draw attention to the fact it's your song?
Oli: Yeah I would. I'd probably explain where the lyrics came from anyway. They originate from a scenario involving Henry and his work colleague. His boss got in a fight with his neighbour over some noise and they had a fight in the drive, And it just got used in the tract, Henry imagined this fight with the parents under the security light – pretty inspired I guess!

TOTP: While on a country walk, the folks entrust you to hold the lead of their tiny, tiny dog, before long, an absolutely enormous dog starts sniffing its bum in a doggy wayå do you separate them?
Oli: Do I separate them? I'd watch them. I'd be laughing - it'd be hilarious!
TOTP: What if it developed and you had to take home a slightly injured small dog?
Oli: I'd make a story up – I'd say he'd been hit by a car. It was an accident and he'd got rear-ended.

TOTP: You all go and settle in for a film on telly. You're just at the climax of Romeo & Juliet when you accidentally let one ripå what/who do you blame?
Oli: I'd blame the mother's cooking and I would point the finger at my lady friend.

TOTP: Finally, you're on the middle of the night water run when you stumble into the living room, only to see dad flicking through the adult channelså he sees youå what ideally would happen next?
Oli: We'd swap notes. No, I'd sit down and have chat with him and tell him his daughter better... well, it would depend on what was being shown!