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If you're a synthpopster like Jonny from pop newbies Oskar, you're going to be pretty damn good with the emails and stuff, yes?

TOTP: 1 - Where are you (as this is email, feel free to lie if you are somewhere dull)
Jonny: London Fashion Week

TOTP: 2 - What are you doing (see question 1)?
Jonny: Some catwalk music...My mix CD is all wrong, time to improvise!

TOTP: 3 - Tell us all about your new EP...
Jonny: OSKAR 'Domestic EP', a journey through 'serial pop', 'spacesuit sex', 'algebra', ending up with 'waltzing toys'. Time to open your ears!

TOTP: 4 - How long did it take you to type the answer to question 3?
Jonny: No time at all, I'm already on question 5.

TOTP: 5 - Really? Did it require any specialist training?
Jonny: Yes, qwerty field skills.

The future of computers. TOTP: 6 - Are you looking forward to a future where computers can just read your brainwaves rather than expecting you to use a keypad?
Jonny: Yes, e.g. What did I have for dinner last night...must go to the bank, did I leave the studio light on? Err...mmmm I love synthesizers etc etc

TOTP: 7 - What would you like to be wearing right now?
Jonny: Ice cold shoes.

'Hot' shoes - DO YOU SEE? TOTP: 8 - And what are you actually wearing?
Jonny: Headphones and hot shoes.

TOTP: 8 - What would you like the next person you see to be wearing?
Jonny: Egg all over his pug sound-engineer face (it's his PA that's not working - not my CD!).

TOTP: 10 - Why do you think Donald Duck wears a tunic but no trousers?
Jonny: Disney Porn.

TOTP: 11 - What musical training do you have? Do you play any interesting instruments?
Jonny: Ignorance is still bliss when it comes to music. Ever tried un-learning something? It's tricky!

TOTP: 12 - If you and your most musical mates all had your instruments in front of you right now, but were instructed to play a song, any song, right now without conferring, what would it be?
Jonny: The five note thing from Close Encounters.

Close Encounters TOTP: 13 - Now be honest, did you cheat on question 12?
Jonny: Yes, we only played four!

TOTP: 14 - What was the last thing you posted on your own message board?
Jonny: Anonymously..."I think Jonny's the best one in OSKAR, what do the rest of you think?"

TOTP: 15 - Does this little bit of admin make you yearn for a simpler life without personal assistants?
Jonny: Simpler the better, less is more...It's the OSKAR way.

TOTP: 16 - One of the answers to these questions won't be interesting enough. Which one would you like to change?
Jonny: '4 . How long did it take you to type the answer to question 3?' There's a whole world more to OSKAR than our speed typing, now 'speed taping' that's more our scene.


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Interview by: Fraser M
13/10/2006

 
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