As Snoop launches his own brand of Hot Dogg, we wonder who else will put their money where their mouth is.
Madonna Kebabs Madge goes from filling the dance floor to lining your stomach on the way home from a boozy night at the pub. Made from mashed-up, reheated scraps of once tasty meat (but enough about the ABBA samples on 'Hung Up'), a Madonna Kebab guarantees a large slice of well-oiled 40 year-old flabby rump in every bite. Plenty of extra sauce is sure to spice things up though. All food is 100 per cent fresh - nothing 'Frozen'. Demand for these meaty morsels is high at the moment, but sales could easily pita out if Mrs Ritchie isn't careful.
Grills Aloud They were told to fatten up and take cooking lessons after wasting away on a long hot summer of touring. So now the lean and mean ladies plan to jump into the world of haughty cuisine by opening up their very own cafe. The girls' artery-hardening recipes are now the toast of London. Sadly, it's just the toast at the moment, we did say they were still learning to cook. Duties are shared at Grills Aloud: Sarah, Nadine and Kimberly cook up all the hot stuff, Cheryl provides the muscle whilst Nicola is good at taking orders. Well that's what we heard...
Greens Day As the 'Supersize Me' backlash continues in the US, the boys from Green Day prove they are no American Idiots when it comes to promoting a healthy eating food-fest. Thanks to deals with their numerous showbiz pals, the Greens Day vegetable range can offer five portions a day of pop perfection - including Broccoli Spears, Marrow Carey, a choice of Black Eyed Peas or Pea Diddy, Shallot Church and Leek Ryan. Easily the best way to improve your diet if you've been overdoing it on the 'Cheeses of Suburbia' recently...
Son Of Pork After we all thought there'd be nothing rasher than to follow the messy Busted, er, bust-up, James Bourne hams it up again with his latest plan to bring home the bacon. In their battle with arch rivals Linkin Pork, the band have cooked up a sizzling menu which includes 'Rind, Rind' (a culinary collaboration with the Sugababes), 'Jammin' with Gammon' and 'Porklife'. Let's hope this venture doesn't 'Crash and Burn'. Otherwise you'll be for the chop, eh James? That would be such an offal shame...
Kaiser Cheese Ricky (Just call him Ricotta) Wilson and co. Brie-ze into the world of smelly dairy products, and they don't give an Edam about the competition. Their fine cheeses, made with modern whey, make a lovely topping for Lasagne West, or in a crusty sandwich - with Margarine Manson and a dollop of LeMarMite, natch. You'd be crackers to put some on a Limp Bizkit though. Currently battling for market domination with low-fat rivals Blue Cheese, Girls A Gouda, Dairylee Ryan, the Cheesy Girls and the slightly more rank Foo Fetas.
Rob F
18/11/2005
Which pop-related food product are YOU crying out for?
Lee GREEN DAY ROCK!!!they r the best band!!!Theres is best definately!!!
Madonna Kebabs
Madge goes from filling the dance floor to lining your stomach on the way home from a boozy night at the pub. Made from mashed-up, reheated scraps of once tasty meat (but enough about the ABBA samples on 'Hung Up'), a Madonna Kebab guarantees a large slice of well-oiled 40 year-old flabby rump in every bite. Plenty of extra sauce is sure to spice things up though. All food is 100 per cent fresh - nothing 'Frozen'. Demand for these meaty morsels is high at the moment, but sales could easily pita out if Mrs Ritchie isn't careful.
Grills Aloud
They were told to fatten up and take cooking lessons after wasting away on a long hot summer of touring. So now the lean and mean ladies plan to jump into the world of haughty cuisine by opening up their very own cafe. The girls' artery-hardening recipes are now the toast of London. Sadly, it's just the toast at the moment, we did say they were still learning to cook. Duties are shared at Grills Aloud: Sarah, Nadine and Kimberly cook up all the hot stuff, Cheryl provides the muscle whilst Nicola is good at taking orders. Well that's what we heard...
Greens Day
As the 'Supersize Me' backlash continues in the US, the boys from Green Day prove they are no American Idiots when it comes to promoting a healthy eating food-fest. Thanks to deals with their numerous showbiz pals, the Greens Day vegetable range can offer five portions a day of pop perfection - including Broccoli Spears, Marrow Carey, a choice of Black Eyed Peas or Pea Diddy, Shallot Church and Leek Ryan. Easily the best way to improve your diet if you've been overdoing it on the 'Cheeses of Suburbia' recently...
Son Of Pork
After we all thought there'd be nothing rasher than to follow the messy Busted, er, bust-up, James Bourne hams it up again with his latest plan to bring home the bacon. In their battle with arch rivals Linkin Pork, the band have cooked up a sizzling menu which includes 'Rind, Rind' (a culinary collaboration with the Sugababes), 'Jammin' with Gammon' and 'Porklife'. Let's hope this venture doesn't 'Crash and Burn'. Otherwise you'll be for the chop, eh James? That would be such an offal shame...
Kaiser Cheese
Ricky (Just call him Ricotta) Wilson and co. Brie-ze into the world of smelly dairy products, and they don't give an Edam about the competition. Their fine cheeses, made with modern whey, make a lovely topping for Lasagne West, or in a crusty sandwich - with Margarine Manson and a dollop of LeMarMite, natch. You'd be crackers to put some on a Limp Bizkit though. Currently battling for market domination with low-fat rivals Blue Cheese, Girls A Gouda, Dairylee Ryan, the Cheesy Girls and the slightly more rank Foo Fetas.
