Amsterdam’s cosiest cafes
Patrons have a drink in the Cafe de Pels, a typical Amsterdam brown cafe. (Martin Moos/LPI)
Wander into one of Amsterdam's legendary brown cafes and you will discover that these atmospheric spots, which strike a curiously enchanting balance between buzzing bar and laid-back cafe, are somehow more than the sum of their parts.
Picture candles dripping wax, a crackling fireplace, dark wood, beer flowing freely and walls stained by years of smoking (hence the term bruin cafe). Add plenty of conversation - from European football to Dutch politics to local gossip - and throw in some only-in-Holland hapjes (snacks).
These cafes exude a warm, friendly cosiness that is so quintessentially Dutch, a specific word exists to describe the feeling: gezellig. While it is nearly impossible to literally translate the term into English, gezellig must be physically experienced. The following cafes - some of the most enchanting in Amsterdam - are perfect places to begin your romantic education in all things gezellig.
Cafe de Wetering
Bursting with locals of all ages, local secret Cafe de Wetering (Weteringstraat 37) is easy to miss. Tucked into one of central Amsterdam's hidden streets, it is not far from the famed antiques corridor of Nieuwe Spiegelstraat. Perch on the upper level by the fireplace, or sit at the bar to chat with the wisecracking bartenders. On chilly days, it is an ideal refuge.
Cafe 't Smalle
The historically working class Jordaan neighbourhood is rife with inviting brown cafes that ooze neighbourhood character, and Cafe 't Smalle is the crown jewel. Sit inside and admire how candlelight flickers over the impressive Art Nouveau glasswork, or head out to the stone terrace. Raise a jenever (local Dutch spirit) to the boats gliding by, and relish your good luck: you have just snagged one of the best canal-side seats in town.
Once a derelict bar, this beautifully refurbished brown cafe in De Pijp - oft called the Latin Quarter of Amsterdam - sports a chandeliered, shabby elegance worthy of the neighbourhood's bohemian reputation. Located across the street from the Heineken Brewery, Cafe Berkout is a natural post-brewery chill out spot. Come for a convivial football-watching crowd, or just curl up on the battered leather couches and take in some serious De Pijp people watching.
Cafe de Pels
Smack in the middle of the Negen Straatjes (Nine Streets), arguably Amsterdam's most fetching shopping district, Cafe de Pels is a lovable local spot to wind down with a beer after splurging on four-year-old Gouda and Dutch-made boots. This place is not fashionable, and that is exactly why it remains effortlessly cool. Come for breakfast, when regulars unfurl their newspapers over the worn wood tables and chat about the news of the day.
De Twee Zwaantjes
For an unforgettable, typically Dutch experience, duck into De Twee Zwaantjes (The Two Swans) to witness a rollicking cabaret-meets-karaoke evening, featuring a mix of well-known classics and traditional Dutch tunes that everyone from the piano player to the patrons sing with ebullient relish. The fact that singers are often fuelled by liquid courage only adds to the spirited fun. Feeling bold? Ask for the microphone.
An easy walk from Leidseplein, De Pieper (Prinsengracht 424) is one of the oldest brown cafes in town, dating from 1665. Cosy up near the stained glass windows with a beer pulled straight from the circa-1885 Belgian beer pump, and marvel at the curiously appealing claustrophobia of this low-ceilinged bar (after all, people were shorter back in the 17th Century - even the famously tall Dutch.)
A lovely brown cafe along the Amstel River near Rembrandtplein, Cafe Langereis only feels like it has been around forever. That is because the friendly young owner scoured the city for antique fixtures and furniture to recreate the lived-in feel of the vintage brown cafes she had long admired. Freshly ground coffee, fresh flowers on the tables, an upright piano and a classic rock soundtrack keep things fresh.
Named after the renowned German dramatist and poet, Bertolt Brecht, the woman-owned Cafe Brecht may be the only establishment in Amsterdam with German poetry inscribed on the walls. The young and gorgeously rumpled dig the funky, elegant vibe - think mismatched velvet chairs, vintage lamps and plenty of books and games - along with the chance to feel like an intellectual for the price of a beer.
A couple of tips:
Boldly go Dutch by sampling the notoriously bracing jenever, Holland's trademark spirit. (Do not be timid-if you can stomach gin, you will be fine.) Usually imbibed straight up, it can also be mixed with juice or soda.
To wash down the hard stuff, order up a plate of the quintessential Dutch bar food, bitterballen. Do not be put off by their unassuming appearance: these little golden fried meat and potato balls are much tastier than they look.