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The Daily Mail runs a campaign to save for the Nation the user name “ Turkeyshoot “ shortly to be auctioned at Sothebys , that this bastion of all good footballing wisdom should not leave these shoresand should remain a singled out voice of the British people
Motorsport news: Daewoo-Duracell beat Kia-Energizer in a tightly fought F1 WCC. McLaren part company with Honda after 27 winless seasons. Audi win Le Mans with the first solar-nuclear hybrid car. NASCAR outlaws fuel injection as a "commie conspiracy". No-one cares who won the Indy 500 ... Finally, the BBC's groundbreaking Avatar technology returns Raymond Baxter and William Woollard to Top Gear.
Sport will become very brutal...for example if a synchronised swimmer drowns, they all have to drown.
The BBC have actually got an article up called "What if Alex Ferguson had been sacked in 1990"They're THAT desperate to mention United at every breath.
In 30 years time, England will still be without a football World Cup win since 1966 and the PL will be full of foreign players and all the English players will have move abroad to get a game...
FIFA Sky inc, the governing body for world football finally agree to the demands of the US Super League that a fourth ball may be introduced into the game for the 2nd half as the 3 balls already on the pitch do not adequately keep the crowds excited and attendance has been dropping off
Robots will write BBC sports blogs to considerable acclaim...mainly because they're only read by other robots or avatars. Real people will finally have decided that being out in the fresh air and doing things is better for their health and sanity. And finally underwater badminton becomes an Olympic sport.
Jeremy Guscott finally gets a world cup prediction right. BBC sports website reaches its 1 billionth user to select misleading women's football page by mistakeChelsea fans finally heard singing another song other than 'Chelsea, Chelsea'
Nothing but Rollerball & Quidditch
Wycombe Wanderers are crowned as premier league champions and win the Champions League the following season.......Arsenal are in league two after being relegated but Arsene Whinger is still in charge despite being 105 years young..........lmao
Hopefully Jenson Button will have won another triathlon by then. A non beginner one. :)
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