Match ends, Barcelona 2, FC Bayern München 8.
Bayern Munich sent out an emphatic and ominous message to their Champions League rivals with an absolute demolition of fellow European heavyweights Barcelona in a gloriously chaotic and utterly one-sided quarter-final tie in Lisbon.
The high-pressing, energetic and ruthless German champions were on a different level to their Spanish rivals, as they have been for pretty much every opponent they have faced in Europe this season and in every competition since football restarted in June.
They scored four times in the first half, added another quartet in the second, and could easily have netted more against a shell-shocked and shambolic Barca side whose defensive errors were too numerous to recount and who now have a new and embarrassing record defeat in European competition to their name.
Bayern were not entirely infallible, though, with Barca's forward players - inevitably led by Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez - regularly finding space in behind to cause problems and test Manuel Neuer.
In a dizzyingly madcap opening 10 minutes, Thomas Muller fired Bayern ahead following a one-two with Robert Lewandowski and David Alaba wildly sliced a Jordi Alba cross into his own net to restore parity, before Suarez was denied by Neuer and Messi hit the post with a curling cross through a packed box.
The following 22 minutes took the game away from Barca, with Ivan Perisic smashing in a deflected second for Bayern before Serge Gnabry finished off a delightful ball over the top from Leon Goretzka, and Muller poked in his second at the near post.
A neat turn and finish from Suarez after the break gave the Spanish side hope, but this was snuffed out by arguably the pick of the goals - a Joshua Kimmich side-foot finish following some stunning skill and speed and excellent delivery from Alphonso Davies.
Robert Lewandowski headed his 14th Champions League goal in just eight games before salt was poured into Barca's deep wounds as Philippe Coutinho - on loan from the Spanish side - netted a seventh and eighth via close-range finishes after coming off the bench.
Bayern are by far the most decorated side left in the competition, having won the European Cup/Champions League on five occasions, most recently in 2013 and look comfortably the strongest left in this season's tournament.
They will now face French side Lyon, who defeated Manchester City 3-1.
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Bayern hit new heights in stellar season
There is always a danger that knock-out games between two of Europe's most decorated sides become a cagey tactical grapple as opposed to the haymaker-throwing thrill-fest promised by the hype.
Not Barca v Bayern, though. This is a match-up that delivers, even in an empty, neutral stadium.
Four knock-out ties since 2009 have now yielded 36 goals at an average of five goals per game.
This includes the Arjen Robben and Muller-inspired 7-0 aggregate win for Bayern in the semi-finals in 2013 and a Messi and Neymar masterclass in the last four two years later as Barca floored the Germans.
But this game tops the lot and will last long in the memory as a showcase of two sides now operating in different stratospheres.
Bayern's brilliance and risky high line, Barcelona's crippling frailty but still potent attack - it all ensured that a goalscoring chance was never far away and the ball in the net a high possibility from each.
Such has been the quality of these sides in the three previous knock-out ties, the winner of each went on to lift the trophy, and you would not put it past Bayern continuing that trend.
They have ripped through the competition, scoring 39 goals and conceding just eight in the process of winning all 10 of their matches. The eight they scored on Friday is the most a side has scored in a European Cup tie since Real Madrid beat FC Wacker Innsbruck 9-1 in a last-16 tie in 1990-91.
This is on top of the nine they won post-lockdown to claim an eighth straight Bundesliga title and the two that gave them the German Cup.
The hiring of Hansi Flick - initially on an interim basis but now permanently - now looks like a masterstroke by the Bayern hierarchy.
In a short space of time he has built a Bayern side that is every bit the match of their impressive predecessors, constructed around a positivity that makes Jerome Boateng and Alaba playmakers from the back, Davies and Kimmich as much wingers as full-backs and Lewandowski, Muller et al a seamless attacking unit unmatched on the continent.
Lyon will have a monumental task on their hands next Wednesday.
Game over for this Barca side
Barcelona's dismantling on the pitch in Lisbon will surely now proceed major restructuring work off it before next season.
This was not just a defeat, it was a humiliation. A first defeat by a six-goal margin since a 6-0 loss to Espanyol in 1951. Their first concession of eight in a match since an 8-0 defeat to Sevilla in 1946.
The average age of their starting XI on Friday was 29 years and 329 days, the oldest they have ever named for a Champions League tie.
Only Messi and goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen have regularly performed to the level expected of a Barca player this campaign and question marks now hang over most of their team-mates.
One man whose time is now surely up is manager Quique Setien, who has overseen the club relinquishing the La Liga title to fierce rivals Real Madrid and now a European defeat like no other.
His starting XI was conservative, with the attack-minded Antoine Griezmann, Ousmane Dembele (both nine-figure signings) and Ivan Rakitic left on the bench, and one that practically screamed its reliance on some magic from Messi or Suarez.
But such a brilliant duo can only bail their boss out so many times.
Before the game, Arturo Vidal, who started in midfield, proclaimed his former side Bayern were facing "the best team in the world".
He is now not just eating those ill-chosen words but choking on them.
Man of the match - Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich)
Bayern second only to Real Madrid for semi-finals
- Bayern Munich have reached their 12th Champions League semi-final - only Real Madrid have done so more often (13).
- Bayern striker Robert Lewandowski became the first player to score in eight or more consecutive Champions League matches since Cristiano Ronaldo in April 2018 (11 games).
- Barcelona have been eliminated in the quarter-finals of the Champions League for a fourth time in the past five seasons.
- Bayern Munich have won their last 19 matches in all competitions, a record run in German top-flight football in all competitions.
- Bayern manager Hans-Dieter Flick became only the third manager in Champions League history to win his first six matches in charge, after Fabio Capello in 1992-93 and Luis Fernandez in 1994-95.
- Barcelona have lost six Champions League matches against Bayern Munich - two more than against any other side.
- 1ter Stegen
- 2Nélson Semedo
- 18AlbaBooked at 59mins
- 20RobertoSubstituted forGriezmannat 45'minutes
- 5BusquetsSubstituted forAnsu Fatiat 70'minutes
- 21F de Jong
- 22VidalBooked at 90mins
- 9SuárezBooked at 54mins
- 31Ansu Fati
- 42Rodríguez Jiménez
- 32KimmichBooked at 85mins
- 17BoatengBooked at 42minsSubstituted forSüleat 76'minutes
- 19DaviesBooked at 52minsSubstituted forHernándezat 84'minutes
- 6Thiago Alcántara
- 18GoretzkaSubstituted forTolissoat 84'minutes
- 22GnabrySubstituted forCoutinhoat 75'minutes
- 14PerisicSubstituted forComanat 67'minutes
- 8Martínez Aguinaga
- Damir Skomina
- Shots on Target
Second Half ends, Barcelona 2, FC Bayern München 8.
Arturo Vidal (Barcelona) is shown the yellow card.
Offside, Barcelona. Arturo Vidal tries a through ball, but Luis Suárez is caught offside.
Foul by Lucas Hernández (FC Bayern München).
Nélson Semedo (Barcelona) wins a free kick on the right wing.
Goal! Barcelona 2, FC Bayern München 8. Philippe Coutinho (FC Bayern München) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Lucas Hernández with a headed pass.
Corner, FC Bayern München. Conceded by Gerard Piqué.
Attempt blocked. Philippe Coutinho (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the left side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Kingsley Coman.
Foul by Lucas Hernández (FC Bayern München).
Luis Suárez (Barcelona) wins a free kick in the attacking half.
Goal! Barcelona 2, FC Bayern München 7. Philippe Coutinho (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Thomas Müller.
Joshua Kimmich (FC Bayern München) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
Foul by Joshua Kimmich (FC Bayern München).
Luis Suárez (Barcelona) wins a free kick on the left wing.
Substitution, FC Bayern München. Corentin Tolisso replaces Leon Goretzka.
Substitution, FC Bayern München. Lucas Hernández replaces Alphonso Davies.
Goal! Barcelona 2, FC Bayern München 6. Robert Lewandowski (FC Bayern München) header from very close range to the top right corner. Assisted by Philippe Coutinho.
Joshua Kimmich (FC Bayern München) wins a free kick on the right wing.
Foul by Ansu Fati (Barcelona).
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Probably the most unfortunate pre-match interview ever.
"Serge Gnabry is not at the required level to feature for West Bromwich Albion"
If anyone has that on a betting slip as a correct score, can they give me tomorrow's lottery numbers now please?...
Bayern gorged on the team formerly known as Barcelona.
Even the OG was a thing of beauty.
Quique Setien - The train will shortly be departing from Platform 8…..
…….Carry your own bags!
R.I.P. La Liga
Bayern "Hold my handkerchief"
I don't think so.
The players played like a bunch of mercenaries with no pride. They didn’t care at all.
Spanish football is so poor right now.
Well done bayern as well superb.
Messi, Griezman were terrible.
Bayern another level.
Man city Bayern should be a belter.