Right, time to guide this opening-day tanker into port for the evening.
We will be back bright and early tomorrow to cover Liverpool v Southampton and Newcastle v Manchester City.
Trust we will see you there. Ta-da for now.
Right, time to guide this opening-day tanker into port for the evening.
We will be back bright and early tomorrow to cover Liverpool v Southampton and Newcastle v Manchester City.
Trust we will see you there. Ta-da for now.
And when does Match of the Day kick off you may ask.
They are go from 22:30 BST on BBC One. Alan Shearer and Ruud Gullit, who is joining the show as one of its pundits this season, will be in the studio with presenter Gary Lineker to reflect on the day's action.
MOTD is celebrating its 50th anniversary and you can watch a special BBC One documentary - MOTD at 50 - on Friday, 22 August at 22:35 BST.
This video, featuring like likes of Piers Morgan, Russell Brand, Michael Owen, and Sue Johnston singing the theme tune, is the most amusing thing on the BBC Sport website today. It doesn't sound it from that description, but I promise it is.
Right now, Crystal Palace chairman Steve Parish is having an interesting chat with Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker on Eagles managers past and present.
He insists that transfer budgets were not the tipping point that caused Tony Pulis to leave the post this week, while his successor will be a man with "an intimate knowledge of the Premier League".
Definitely worth Palace fans tuning in for tonight.
Sam Longden: La Liga better than the Premier League? Not on your life Gareth Bale!
His predecessor David Moyes won his first league game in charge of Manchester United 4-1 against Swansea, so what so do the newspapers make of Louis van Gaal opening up with a 2-1 defeat by the same opposition?
"The one positive amid the negatives for Van Gaal is that the game will have reminded the watching Avi Glazer of the need to invest," writes Daily Telegraph writer Henry Winter.
"As seen with the national team, footballing intelligence, anticipation and responsibility-taking were not to the fore."
Yaya Sanogo may have scored four goals in Arsenal's pre-season win over Benfica, but his highlights reel today would be a far shorter.
The French striker managed just one shot and a total of 23 touches in his 62 minutes on the pitch. After his stellar World Cup showing with Costa Rica, would Arsenal fans prefer to see more of Joel Campbell up top this season?
Or are both well behind some combination of Alexis Sanchez, Olivier Giroud and Theo Walcott in your minds?
Joey Barton: We will get better as we get used to a new system and some new players. Personally, need to improve quality of my set pieces.
BBC Radio 5 live
Darren Fletcher and Robbie Savage are just getting tucked into Arsenal on 606 on BBC Radio 5 live.
The lack of a quality defensive midfielder in today's line-up is the problem being tossed around at the moment. You can listen in online.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, speaking to BBC Sport: "They made it very difficult, they defended very well and took their first opportunity. After that they made it very tight, they were physically very strong and we needed to keep going. Our desire got us through.
"If you look at the results today, no home team won, we were the only one so it shows in the first game it is not easy to win.
"The Champions League qualifier is massive game for us next week against Besiktas, we have a short time to recover. Normally the German players would not play in that game. We will have to see on Sunday but only in case of emergency."
A telling stat emerged from today's game at the Emirates.
Arsenal crossed the ball 22 times from open play, but only twice did they find a team-mate.
When they are up against a well-organised side that sit deep, they do seem to lose patience and hit and hope without the sort of strikers that might make the tactic work.
Mesut Özil: Three points - that's the main thing! #AFCvCPFC #ThanksRamsey
Arsenal goalscorer Aaron Ramsey, speaking to BBC Sport: "They were very hard to break down. They lost their manager earlier in the week, but you would never have known that.
"Tony Pulis got them playing really well and they picked up a lot of points towards the end of last season. You could see they were well organised and it was difficult but we came away with the three points. The last few seasons we struggled in the first game of the season and we nearly did today. It was important we kept on trying and we came away with the win.
"I didn't have the best of games but I kept on trying, kept getting into the right areas and finally, in the 93rd minute, it went in."
Arsenal spent 128 days at the top of the table last season and they claim the first day of the 2013-14 campaign as well.
Arsenal's players head off to applaud their fans, matchwinner Aaron Ramsey wearing the Palace shirt of his former Cardiff team-mate Joe Ledley.
The Gunners needed their home fans to stick with them today, because that was not the prettiest display with plenty of the old concerns about their finishing and over-elaboration.
They have three points though and the German contingent of Mesut Ozil, Per Mertesacker and Lukas Podolski to return.
Wojciech Szczesny spills a corner! Suddenly the late, late show is on! No. The whistle goes for a foul on the Arsenal goalkeeper, who nods knowingly.
Three of the five minutes of injury-time remain. Palace are surely beaten. But then that is what Liverpool thought at Selhurst Park last season.
Arsenal have the breakthrough. Pinball in the box as Olivier Giroud's jump causes chaos, Mathieu Debuchy fires straight at Julian Speroni from point blank range and Aaron Ramsey gobbles up the rebound.
It has been hard, hard work, but the Gunners are surely making off with three points.
John: Plenty of World Cup hangovers on show today. Maybe the league should start in September in a WC year. Advantage mediocrity!
Jason Puncheon over-eagerly slides in on Nacho Monreal. That is his second booking and there is no real argument as he heads for the bath.
Two minutes, plus added, for his team to hold out without him.
Arsenal with plenty of possession out in wide positions, but they look reluctant to throw it in the mixer when they have seen every cross cleared so far this afternoon.
Gemma: Rob (19:01) should try being a Palace fan - knowing how confident we were staying up then having Pulis walk out on us two days before a huge test!
Five minutes to go. Arsenal, like Bonnie Tyler, need a hero.
Palace introduce the scourge of Liverpool, Dwight Gayle, in place of Fraizer Campbell.
A neat combination between Alexis Sanchez and Olivier Giroud unlocks the Palace defence but it needed one extra man in the attack, with the ball whizzing across the face of the goal without a killer touch from a red shirt.
Arsenal are not mounting a late siege of the Palace goal. Their attempts to crank up the pressure are undermined by basic mistakes like a stray Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain pass that rolls out of play.
Luke Devine: I'm just waiting for the Wenger Out band wagon to get rolling, all Arsenal fans think they have it so bad, try supporting Newcastle.
Martin Kelly is struggling with cramp. Arsene Wenger is unsympathetic. Ten minutes to go.
Gary Lineker: If Arsenal are to challenge for the title, you can talk about signing a strong midfielder, but it's a top class striker they need most.
All the signs are there. Hands on hips, meaningful glances towards the top corner, and sure enough Alexis Sanchez tries to ping the free-kick into the top corner from an acute angle.
It would have to have been a heck of an effort and that wasn't, floating high and wide.
Alexis Sanchez better get used to those. He is snared by a sliding challenge from Martin Kelly and goes down in a heap. The ball was gone and Kelly is shown a yellow card.
Olivier Giroud is an extra boot size away from getting a touch as the ball skims through the Palace box. Fifteen minutes to go.
Scott Dann has gone down with a bump to the head. The Palace centre-back is taking his time to trudge to the bench. The Arsenal fans don't like it, but I don't think he is milking it. No, he is replaced by Damien Delaney.
Rob: I have been a Gooner since I was eight. Saw my first game in 1962. Is it as difficult supporting other teams as it is Arsenal? Nothing seems to change on the 1st game each year! Two (or more) points dropped today will be the difference between success & failure in May.
Chin up Rob - 18 minutes and 37 games to go yet.
Rob Kershaw: Height seems to be a bit of an issue for Arsenal. It's costing them dearly at the back, especially without Vermaelen.
Paul-Joseph Martin: Come on Palace Get Dwight Gayle on. He'll have an impact on the game, just ask Liverpool fans.
Arsenal are starting to press Palace a little deeper into their own box. Aaron Ramsey has a bit of space 20 yards out, but might be regretting his decision to go for placement rather than power. Julian Speroni is equal to his effort.
Arsenal's final throw of the dice off the bench. On comes Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, who scored twice to win this fixture last season, in place of Jack Wilshere for Arsenal.
Palace's Maroune Chamakh has been pushing his luck with niggly fouls all over the pitch and finally earns the yellow card that has been in the post for some time
Right, 25 minutes to go. Is that the first fidgety hints of unrest inside the Emirates?
Alexis Sanchez gets a little agitated as he gives away a free-kick for a foul on Maroune Chamakh.
A cross into the Palace box skids off the Emirates surface and strikes Maroune Chamakh somewhere in between his outstretched arm and his puffed out chest. Arsenal ask the question, but it is impossible to tell even on replay if it is worth a penalty and referee Jonathan Moss is not interested.
Someone's been at the lemon juice. Olivier Giroud, with some snazzy blond highlights in his hair, strides on to replace Yaya Sanogo up top for Arsenal.
Arsenal's Santi Cazorla lunges in rather despairingly as Joe Ledley accelerates away from him and gets none of the ball and all of Jonathan Moss's yellow card.
More promising stuff from Crystal Palace and Jason Puncheon gets a chance to swipe a shot goalwards from 20 yards. It is a scruffy connection though and Julian Speroni gathers at his leisure.
Mathieu Debuchy has been getting forward well down the right. As you can see in the average touch graphic above, the Arsenal number two has been right up alongside Alexis Sanchez.
Arsenal make a change and it looks like Kieran Gibbs has picked up a knock. Time for Nacho Monreal to strut his stuff at left-back in a straight swap.
Calum Chambers gives the Arsenal defence a good outlet. The new signing looks very good stepping up into midfield, knocking the ball short and long with confidence and accuracy.
Tom Huddlestone: Great away win. Soaked up the pressure fairly well, and on another day could have had a couple more. More to come hopefully.
Crystal Palace have made an encouraging start to the second half. Yannick Bolassie is getting into plenty of space on the left. The visitors have to keep it tight at the back though. A promising break for Arsenal flounders on a couple of shoddy touches from Yaya Sanogo.
Palace make early inroads down the left flank with Yannick Bolassie winning the corner. Arsenal clear the resulting delivery, but do not look convincing in the air at the back. They could use Per Mertesacker back there soon.
Back under way. No changes for either side.
Those restricted view seats look a better bet now don't they? No need to shade your eyes. No RSI in the right arm.
Craig McAulay: Has anyone ever gone into a hairdresser and asked for "The Chamakh"?
Tottenham defender Eric Dier, who scored the late winner on his debut, told BBC Sport: "I am happy to be back in England and to score on my debut, I am delighted.
"I am not sure why I was up in attack to be honest! I'm told the assistant boss said to the manager: 'what's he doing there' and even I don't know why I was there. I don't normally get into those positions."
Everton manager Roberto Martinez: "It is a bit of a mixed feeling because we knew it was going to be a difficult fixture against a team with promotion and a good feel about them.
"We were a little bit soft in the way we conceded the first goal and then when we got the second goal we were a little relaxed and it was a bit too easy. Overall, disappointed that I feel we threw two points away.
"The first half display we were always on the front foot, causing problems. In the second half we did the same without a penetrating edge. I'm sure that for Leicester it will feel like a victory and for us a defeat, but it is a start."
Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson: "We certainly deserved something out of the game. There was an element of bad luck for both of their goals. Having defended the shot it took an unbelievable strike for the first and the second was a good finish but we felt we we worth being level at half time.
"To come away with a point bodes well for the players showing belief but we do have more quality than we have shown today.
"There's an element of bedding in when you come to the top flight. We have to believe in ourselves but the players will have taken many positives.
"It's nice to come away with something and they are a good side wit quality individuals but I'm convinced our players can adapt to life in the Premier league."
Sunderland manager Gus Poyet on West Brom's penalty: "I don't want to get in trouble. I'm very disappointed that this happened in the first league game of the season. We are not playing football to give soft decisions.
"Everyone in the stadium thought it was stopping to give a yellow card to Victor Anichebe. I don't know what happened. It's not the way I wanted to start the league, talking about referees again. I want to talk about football."
West Brom head coach Alan Irvine: "It was soft a soft penalty for us. I've got to say I didn't look at the referee straight away for a penalty. But I was delighted that we got it.
"We came back from being an early goal down to a fantastic strike by Lee Cattermole. I'm pleased about that and about a lot of aspects of our performance. We're obviously still trying to get a number of our players up to speed.
"You can't just throw people in at Premier League level and expect them to survive. Everybody around the club is telling me there's a different feel around the club. We're still working on the things we believe are important and I think we'll get better as the season goes on."
Morecambe came back from two goals down to beat Newport County and stay top of League Two late Burton goals also gave them a 2-1 victory over Dagenham & Redbridge to maintain their 100% record. Wycome, Southend and Cheltenham also have six points.
Wimbledon earned a 1-0 win over Luton, while Portsmouth had Adam Webster sent-off but still managed to beat Cambridge.
Accrington, Oxford United, Newport, Carlisle, Hartlepool and Dagenham & Redbridge remain pointless
Time for a quick whip-around the the rest of today's action, starting, as you do, in League Two.
BBC Match of the Day commentator
"Brede Hangeland escaped poor marking to put Palace ahead. Former manager Tony Pulis would have loved that goal, but Laurent Koscielny equalised and the departed boss would have hated the way they defended for that."
The best time to score? I don't think Arsenal could afford to be too fussy. They'll take that and it makes the half-time brews taste all the sweeter.
Crystal Palace's defence is undone by a stealthy run from Laurent Koscielny who plods up from the back before spurting past Brede Hangeland to meet Alexis Sanchez's free-kick with a downward header into the corner.
A bit of a mess back there for Palace. Hangeland could not decide whether to stay or go.
Another two minutes to the break...
Calum Chambers bundles into Fraizer Campbell. It was needless and the Arsenal defender has a yellow card to mark his debut.
The vanishing spray is the gift that keeps on giving.
Referee Jonathan Moss can't get his can working as he attempts to mark out an Arsenal free-kick. He has a look down the nozzle, presses the button again and gets himself and the waiting Santi Cazorla in the face.
Oh the japes. Nothing doing from the free-kick for Arsenal.
Crystal Palace fans are singing "Tony come back to us". That goal is one for the old gaffer in their book.
Last season Arsenal came an opening-day cropper at home to Aston Villa of course, sparking the earliest-ever calls for Arsene Wenger's resignation.
This is a test for his team against a Palace side who have not been unduly stretched so far.
My, my, my. Crystal Palace win their first corner and Arsenal's creaky old defence fails its first aerial examination. Jason Puncheon's near-post corner clears Yaya Sanogo and Brede Hangeland has weaved into position to lose his man and glance home a deft header.
Arsene Wenger looks on stony-faced.
Mikel Arteta looks like he has been pegged as a defensive midfielder by Arsene Wenger. Whether he has the ability to do it is another thing.
The Spaniard clatters into Fraizer Campbell to give away a free-kick.
Still Abou Diaby is nearly match-fit Arsenal fans. Heard it before?
Some breaking transfer news to bring you...
Liverpool have completed the signing of Spain full-back Alberto Moreno from Sevilla for a £12m transfer fee.
The Reds reached an agreement with the Spanish club earlier this week, subject to the 22-year-old passing a medical.
Moreno becomes Liverpool's eighth signing this summer, and will vie with Jose Enrique to become manager Brendan Rodgers's first choice left-back.
The defender came through the ranks at Sevilla, playing 44 games last season as the club won the Europa League.
Arsenal have had more than 75% of possession but with a shade under half an hour gone that is their first effort on target.
Jack Wilshere puts his laces through the ball from the edge of the box and, despite an awkward bounce just in front of him, Julian Speroni gets two strong palms to it to push wide.
Arsenal's Yaya Sanogo, a tangle of limbs, sort of break-dances his way past as couple of challenges, but his shot from the edge of the box is an ugly shank that Julian Speroni can wave on its way wide.
West Ham manager Sam Allardyce, speaking to BBC Sport: "We have only ourselves to blame. The game was there for us to take, we did not take it and we have ended up with nothing.
"It is difficult to swallow as we dominated and played some excellent football but there were three really big factors that decided it. First, we did not take our chances, then there was Mark Noble's missed penalty and finally we allowed ourselves to go to 10 v 10.
"It was the first Noble had missed in three years. It would happen at some time but it is just unfortunate it happened today. We created chances but this is a big league and it punishes you and it punished us today."
Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino, speaking to Sky Sports: "It is an important win. I will say congratulations to my players because it was a great performance. After the penalty and the sending-off of Kyle Naughton it was difficult but we played like a team and deserved the win.
"The red card for Naughton was a surprise because the ball was not on target. It was a penalty but not a sending-off and it is possible the club will appeal.
"It was a great goal by Eric Dier. We showed that we play like a team and that is the most important thing. It was a very exciting moment for me. Our supporters were brilliant."
Crystal Palace chairman Steve Parish is a pretty distinctive looking chairman with his mane of blond hair and permatan.
Just in case anyone doesn't recognise him though, he has a mobile phone case in Palace colours. He is busily tapping away as the action goes on below him. Perhaps heating up the hunt for a new boss.
Aston Villa forward Andreas Weimann told BBC Sport: "I thought it was a brilliant performance for the whole team. We've got the clean sheet and the win. We're happy.
"We've had to work hard. It's not an easy place to come so we're happy with the three points. Hopefully we can build on this now."
Stoke manager Mark Hughes tells BBC Sport: "I think the key for us was the opening goal. Everyone knows how important it is at Premier League level. We didn't quite have that guile or creativity in the final third.
"First half I was reasonably pleased with the chances we created and with a little bit more care in the box we might have got on top.
"As soon as we conceded we played into Villa's hands and didn't do enough in the second half to win the game. We can improve. It's the first game and a bit of a wake-up call. Maybe the expectancy has been quelled and that's not such a bad thing. We need to get our heads down now and work hard."
Alexis Sanchez pulls back his right peg, Arsenal fans hold their breath... nope, not this time. The Chilean duffs an attempted lob well wide from 30 yards out. He is not short on confidence that lad.
Crystal Palace have made their first foray forward meanwhile, with Wojciech Szczesny claiming a cross ahead of Fraizer Campbell. That is as good as it has been so far for them.
Ashlee Trimmer: Arsenal have a strong starting line up, good bench and a lot of players missing. we have finally got good squad depth.
Charlie Fee: Just don't get Arsene sticking with Sanogo...it's like he wants to make it difficult to win games.
Max Harrison: Hoping that Sanchez can give us some flair in attack but we need to sign a striker we cant win the league with just Sonogo.
Mathieu Debuchy is pressing right up onto Crystal Palace left-back Joel Ward. His looping cross is the sort of thing that Olivier Giroud, stuck on the bench, would love. Yaya Sanogo is not such a presence though in the box.
It is still Arsenal setting the tempo with Santi Cazorla almost burrowing his way into the box.
It has been a lonely old time for Fraizer Campbell on his own up front for Palace.
Referee Jonathan Moss is not having any of that. Neat, dinky stuff from Jack Wilshere as he flicks a pass into Aaron Ramsey, but the Welshman goes down too easily in the box when challenged by Scott Dann.
Crystal Palace's men of the season from last term - their vocal supporters - have already shown plenty of their 2013-14 form. A noisy, bouncing start as their side chase hard for the ball.
We asked you who was your team of the day, and the results are in.
73.6% of voters selected Swansea City after their 2-1 win against Manchester United. 13.7% chose Celtic, who thrashed Dundee United 6-1, and 12.7% went for Millwall, who defeated Fulham 2-1.
Former Saint Calum Chambers has taken up a centre-back role alongside Laurent Koscielny for Arsenal. His side have started better. Aaron Ramsey just over-cooks a lobbed through-ball for Mathieu Debuchy who is looking keen as beans down the right.
Alexis Sanchez, nicknamed 'the Squirrel' apparently in his native Chile, draws some early ohhs and ahhs with a neat touch down by the right corner flag. Nothing comes from Mathieu Debuchy's cross though.
Bang on time, we are up and running.
Dan from Leicester: For me team of the day has to be Leicester. They had 3 key players missing before the game. Their talisman, Drinkwater injured after 30 mins. And after 10 years out of the top flight they played 1 of the best teams in the Premier League and after going behind twice never gave up.
Gunnersaurus is out lapping up the opening-day atmosphere.
What lies in store for his side this season?
Top for 128 days last season, but also royally walloped away at Liverpool, Manchester City and Chelsea. They are a difficult one to read. If Aaron Ramsey stays fit, it could be more of the former than the latter.
Meanwhile south of the River Thames, it seems that guiding Crystal Palace from bottom of the table in November to 11th by May - the club's highest finish since 1992 - wasn't enough to earn Tony Pulis a free hand in the summer transfer market.
He wanted Sunderland's Connor Wickham, chairman Steve Parish preferred to pursue a romantic return for Wilfried Zaha and that was the end of a beautiful thing.
A shell-shocked Keith Millen finds himself in charge in the away dugout today.
A tale of two managers at Emirates for me.
Firstly, after years of scrimp, save and 17-year-old French starlets, Arsene Wenger has smashed the bulging Emirates piggy bank over the last year.
Less than a year after reeling in £42.4m Mesut Ozil, he waved £35m under Barcelona's nose this summer to grab Alexis Sanchez.
That is an awful lot of hospitality box prawn sarnies.
But judging by the bubbly optimism around the Emirates and the 3-0 dispatching of Manchester City in the Community Shield, it has been money well spent.
The sprinklers are on full whack at the Emirates - it's almost kick-off time in the day's final match in the Premier League.
I'm off to look up the rules of handball, but fear not - Mike Henson is in the hotseat to take you through Arsenal v Crystal Palace.
There may well be a few of you wondering just who Tottenham's match-winner today is. Eric Dier is a centre-half (not that you would know it from his finish) signed from Sporting Lisbon in the summer.
Born in England, he moved abroad as a child but don't worry, he can still clear the roof of most stands with his clearances.
R's owner Tony Fernandes drops a heavy hint there could be some wheeling and dealing in the transfer market ahead following their 0-1 defeat by Hull...
Tony Fernandes: 19 chances. Need to convert them but we created them. Few more signings to go.
If Arsenal win this match, they will have recorded 100 Premier League victories at the Emirates Stadium. It only seems five minutes since they left Highbury!
Danny Cheng: Let the Dier puns begin!
Aston Villa boss Paul Lambert told BBC Sport: "I thought we were excellent apart from the first 10 minutes where we were a bit nervous.
"It was a solid performance. The whole back four were great and the goal was excellent. We never got bullied and stood up to it.
"I thought there were massive performances. It was an outstanding team display. Everyone played their part."
Bristol City came from a goal down to beat Colchester and maintain their 100% start to the League One campaign. There are five teams who have also won their opening two league games as Chesterfield, Peterborough, Fleetwood and Crawley also registered victories.
There are also five teams yet to get off the mark, including Sheffield United following their loss to Coventry. Preston were the biggest League One winners as they eased to a 4-0 victory at Scunthorpe.
We want you to have your say on who was your Final Score 'team of the day.' You can choose from Celtic's 6-1 win over Dundee United, Millwall's second consecutive victory of the season after they defeated Fulham 1-0 or vote for Swansea City after they beat Manchester United 2-1 at Old Trafford.
What on earth is that sponsor all about...?
Swansea defender Angel Rangel: Great start to the season! Gran inicio de liga!
Some key moments to catch up on on MOTD later on:
Aiden McGeady's goal for Everton. Beauty.
Penalties awarded for both QPR and West Brom. Very soft indeed.
Jeff Schlupp's 'shot' for Leicester. Wild.
Penalty misses from Mark Noble and Charlie Austin. Rank.
Bournemouth stay top of the Championship thanks to a Junior Stanislas winner against Brentford giving them a second successive league victory. Millwall are level with them on six points after they beat Fulham, who have lost their opening two Championship games.
The Cottagers have nil points along with Brighton, Blackpool and Huddersfield as they lost to Birmingham, Blackburn and Cardiff respectively. Wigan were knocked out of the Capital One Cup by Burton in midweek and their misery was compounded as they lost at Charlton, with Franck Moussa grabbing a dramatic late winner.
Myles: Great start for Villa. Massive 3 points to start! More goals and points to come.
Tim Arstall: Solid and promising win for Birmingham, much improved from last season.
Ross Arnett: Not a single home win today. Who could have predicted that? Arsenal should be a bit worried now
I wouldn't say it was chilly in London this evening but Alexis Sanchez is warming up in what is basically a coat. Can the new man from Chile catch fire?
Arsenal: Szczesny, Debuchy, Chambers, Koscielny, Gibbs, Wilshere, Arteta, Sanchez, Ramsey, Cazorla, Sanogo. Subs: Rosicky, Giroud, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Monreal, Martinez, Campbell, Coquelin.
Crystal Palace: Speroni, Kelly, Dann, Hangeland, Ward, Puncheon, Jedinak, Ledley, Bolasie, Chamakh, Campbell. Subs: McCarthy, O'Keefe, Hennessey, Gayle, Murray, Bannan, Delaney.
Referee: Jon Moss (W Yorkshire)
No home wins in the Premier League yet then. Will Arsenal buck the trend?
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger elects to start with Yaya Sanogo and summer signing Alexis Sanchez in attack. France striker Olivier Giroud is on the bench, as is Joel Campbell, who is back from a loan spell with Olympiakos. Wenger also keeps faith with 19-year-old Calum Chambers who will partner Laurent Koscielny at the back.
Crystal Palace caretaker manager Keith Millen picks striker Fraizer Campbell to lead the line alongside Marouane Chamakh. Fellow new signings Brede Hangeland and Martin Kelly go straight into the backline.
Arsenal: Szczesny, Debuchy, Koscielny, Chambers, Gibbs, Arteta, Wilshere, Ramsey, Cazorla, Sanchez, Sanogo.
Palace: Speroni, Kelly, Dann, Hangeland, Ward, Puncheon, Jedinak, Ledley, Bolasie, Chamakh, Campbell.
It's all over! The usual flurry of late drama, penalties, red cards - we've had the lot.
We just need a manager meltdown to complete the set now.
Stoke really banging on the door but Ron Vlaar is a colossus...
That was extraordinary from Eric Dier. Great touch.
What's he dong up there?! Centre-half Eric Dier scores on his debut, like a seasoned centre-forward.
He's up top, played in, he skips around the goalkeeper and then slides in left-footed! Jermain Defoe would be pleased with that. An instant hero...
QPR have unveiled their secret weapon - Glenn Hoddle.
The former England manager comes down from his station in the stands to inspire the troops...
Frenetic stuff in this game now as Stewart Downing is superbly denied one-on-one by Hugo Lloris before Nabil Bentaleb's fizzing effort from distance is batted away by Hammers keeper Adrian. Tense finish.
There's that late flurry...
"For me, it wasn't a penalty for QPR. For West Brom, it is the same story as last season under Pepe Mel with them having let in a late equaliser.
"Leicester have played well. They have had to work really hard to get back into the game against Everton and they have done."
Where did this come from? Everton had looked comfortable but Leicester substitute Chris Wood finds a late equaliser. Phil Jagielka is the unwitting architect as his tackle on the edge of the box sends the ball into Wood's path, he looks up and fires into the far corner.
He almost signed for Wolves last week. He's a Premier League goalscorer this week.
Fine finish! Patrick van Aanholt gets to the dead ball line, cuts it back and there is Seb Larsson to sweep home from close range.
It's a really tame pen. Charlie Austin side-foots it low and on the ground, and once the keeper goes the right way it's simple.
An incredibly harsh penalty again! James Chester blocks a Junior Hoilett cross with his arm/chest and the referee gives the penalty. That was 80% chest, 20% arm. And he tried to get out the way...
Morecambe have produced one of the comebacks of the day. They trailed Newport 2-0 but two goals from Kevin Ellison have put them level. Byron Harrison's goal has Cheltenham in front against Accrington, while Daniel Nardiello's header has Bury leading at Hartlepool.
Portsmouth, who have had Adam Webster sent off, looked like they were on course for a win courtesy of a Ryan Taylor effort and Chris Dunn own goal but Kwesi Appiah has pulled one back to give Cambridge hope. Elsewhere, Danny Hylton's penalty has drawn Oxford level at Mansfield.
Phil Jagielka is made of stern stuff. He takes a full boot to the face as he clears from in front of Chris Wood, the Kiwi trying to volley the ball and instead taking Jags's head off.
A small grimace and then carry on...
Swansea boss Garry Monk goes for the "less is more" approach following their win at Old Trafford: "Important 3 points today. That was for all SCFC supporters. But we must improve always. #hardwork"
Everton controlling the game as the visitors threaten with their pace on the break. But Gareth Barry is lucky not to be sent off as he ends one counter with a cynical check - he's already had a booking too.
Into the last 15 minutes around the grounds then. Anyone for a late flurry of goals?
Has Arsenal's Joel Campbell broken the team-sheet announcement embargo?
Joel Campbell: Hoy comienza | this is the beginning
Leicester 1-2 Everton
QPR 0-1 Hull
Stoke 0-1 Aston Villa
West Brom 2-1 Sunderland
West Ham 0-0 Tottenham
Sunderland are slow to react, and Saido Berahino makes them pay with his second of the game. Vito Mannone keeps out Graham Dorrans's swinging shot, Craig Gardner delivers a fine cross to the back post, nobody in a red-and-white shirt moves at all, and Berahino is able to gallop in and smash home the left-footed volley.
Alan Irvine's debut going very well now.
Peter Crouch is on now for Stoke - he and Bojan have the makings of a Toshack/Keegan style partnership surely? - while Villa youngster Jack Grealish is on and seems to have borrowed Lee Hendrie's haircut from circa 1997.
Bringing curtains back? I like it Jack.
A smorgasbord of Football League strikers in action in League One.
Aaron Wilbraham has hauled Bristol City level against Colchester, while Barnsley have also equalised through Leroy Lita to draw level with Crewe. Crawley have taken the lead against Swindon thanks to Izale McLeod's spot-kick and David Mooney has edged Leyton Orient ahead at Oldham.
Meanwhile, Preston and Port Vale are well on the way to wins as they lead 3-0 at Scunthorpe and Doncaster respectively.
Tottenham really pushing after West Ham went down to 10. Andros Townsend has peppered the goal with shots in the last few minutes, Adrian making two decent saves to keep him out. Spurs looking the more likely to find a breakthrough as we enter the last 20.
We are into substitution territory - and Jack Rodwell has been replaced by Jordi Gomez for Sunderland. He'll be very pleased to get a rare hour under his belt.
Wow! What an effort!
Jeff Schlupp - who has just come on for Leicester - produces an amazingly bad shot with his first touch. The pace is brilliant to get in, the first touch is OK, but he then blazes it into Row K!
He absolutely middled that. Just about 45 feet over the top. Composure!
Shane Saunders: Didn't QPR buy a rake of defenders to, you know, defend?
David Ljunggren: Sad to see how much Stewart Downing has deteriorated. He looks a shadow of the player he once was. Nothing seems to work for him.
Hull could wrap it up! Great breakaway sees Stephen Quinn find Tom Ince steaming in on his right shoulder, he finds Ince but Rob Green makes the save with his legs. Fine goalkeeping.
Everton midfielder James McCarthy is in a bit of trouble here. He's trodden on in midfield - I think accidentally - and looks to be in real pain. His shin is very, very red indeed when the physio takes a look. Ouch.
A supporter runs onto the pitch and takes the free-kick! You shouldn't laugh, but you have to. His effort is actually better than Christian Eriksen's eventual shot.
Wes Thomas heads in to put Birmingham in front against Brighton, while Tomasz Cywka has pulled one back for Blackpool after Rudy Gestede's brace for Blackburn.
Huddersfield's hopes of a comeback have diminished after Kenwyne Jones's second of the afternoon puts Cardiff 3-1 up. Bradley Johnson, Lewis Grabban and Alexander Tettey efforts have Norwich ahead against 10-man Watford, while Jake Taylor's goal has Reading leading against Ipswich.
It's 10 v 10 at Upton Park as James 'Ginge' Collins sees red. Well, a second yellow anyway, for hauling back Emmanuel Adebayor.
Steven Fletcher has the ball in the net but the Sunderland man is just offside. Almost...
Will Steve be smiling all the way up the A1?
He should get more credit for the three centre-back system. He was playing like that last year, now they're all at it.
John: If only QPR had invested heavily on their defence during the summer.... Oh wait!
Stoke continue to lack any form of penetration or danger. Villa are perfectly suited to play counter attack now they have the lead. Could be a frustrating afternoon for the Potters.
"Rio Ferdinand shaking his head says it all. You can't switch off. The ball has come over a lot of bodies but you always have to be alert."
Victor Anichebe rolls his man again - he stays on his feet this time - and then drags a shot across goal. Perhaps he should have gone down?
Pretty much end-to-end at The Hawthorns.
Stewart Downing has been the best player on the park at Upton Park, and the West Ham winger goes close with a low drive from 20 yards. Can Big Sam's men make the breakthrough?
A goal from Kenneth McEvoy on the stroke of half-time has put Peterborough ahead against MK Dons, while Jamie Proctor also scored just before the break to give Fleetwood the lead at Notts County.
Oldham and Leyton Orient are tied at 1-1 after Darius Henderson cancelled out Jonathan Forte's effort. Gillingham are leading Yeovil courtesy of Joe Martin's goal, while a Eoin Doyle penalty has put Chesterfield in front against Rochdale.
Rio Ferdinand may well shake his head. It's another basic goal to concede for QPR, as James Chester gets on the end of an inswinging corner to thump home a header from six yards. Hull back in business.
This is what a first Premier League goal feels like.
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Sloppy. Marc Wilson and Stephen Ireland both pull out of a pretty unconvincing tackle in the penalty area, Andreas Weimann picks up the pieces and hammers in a low shot which Asmir Begovic can't keep out, the ball squirming in by the far post.
Good hit, but poor defending and average goalkeeping...
West Brom go close as Craig Dawson has a header hacked off the line - but referee Neil Swarbrick had already whistled for a foul on goalkeeper Vito Mannone. Again, it was pretty soft.
Tom in Sheffield: League one top two, Chesterfield and Fleetwood. This is why I love football.
Leicester remain a threat from set-pieces, and Liam Moore almost gets on the end of a fine delivery from Anthony Knockaert. The Foxes are very much in this.
Aston Villa may have had a dressing down at the interval.
Who plays the 'good cop' in this double act? A frightening thought.
We are back up and running...
Matthew Parkin: Will Naughton's sending off be the 1st time Howard Webb is called upon to justify a very absurd refereeing decision?
Theo Resnikoff: Daylight robbery at Upton Park, that was never a red, harsh. At least Mark did the 'Noble' thing and missed.
Leicester 1-2 Everton
QPR 0-0 Hull
Stoke 0-0 Aston Villa
West Brom 1-1 Sunderland
West Ham 0-0 Tottenham
Blackpool have enough players to name a full substitutes bench but they have gone behind to a Rudy Gestede goal for Blackburn. There have been four goals at the Macron Stadium where Bolton and Nottingham Forest are locked at 2-2.
Huddersfield parted company with manager Mark Robins after one game and their fortunes are not getting any better as they trail Cardiff. Peter Whittingham and Kenwyne Jones put the Bluebirds in front, with Murray Wallace pulling one back to give the Terriers some hope.
My quick half-time analysis of two long-range goals - Aiden McGeady's was as good as it gets, there was not a thing that could be done to prevent it.
But Ben Foster probably should be saving Lee Cattermole's goal. He got a good strong hand to it.
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BBC Match of the Day commentator
"QPR have definitely come the closer in the opening 45 minutes. Chances have come and gone for Remy, Mutch and Robertson has cleared a Caulker effort off the line. But at the break it is still 0-0."
Match of the Day commentator
"Not too much in the way of goalscoring chances created by either side. Aly Cissokho has impressed on his Villa debut, while Bojan Krkic has shown some nice touches on his first appearance for Stoke. But we need a goal!"
Everton top the table at half-time then, with Manchester United and Leicester propping the rest up. Everton's two goals are both well worth seeing on Match of the Day this evening.